50 questions

so here's a list of questions. answer them in your head, or, if you care, leave a comment answering a couple. i'm just filling up my time with something interesting to do.

1. what is the color of the inside of your eyelids?


2. why must we all scream for ice cream? why not whisper? why not just one or two of us?


3. who is that dastardly creature dancing through your ears at night?


4. have you ever had a reversed emotions dream (you like someone you hate, vice-versa, were killing someone you loved and were proud of it, etc.) that really screwed with your head once you woke up?


5. does the pelvic thrust really drive them insay-ay-ay-ay-ane?


6. why do villains get such a bad rep, when most of them are worlds more compelling than the so-called "protagonists"?


7. an-cay ou-yay eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay?


8. why are there no more silent films? and why are the silent films of olde being chucked left and right by people who refuse to read during a movie? what kind of monsters are they?!


9. who do you blame for screwing you up?


10. what does this look like to you?
11. tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
12. why must we prove ourselves worthy to enjoy a klondike bar?
13. what is the exact definition of the word "word"?
14. where the hell do all these cuts and bruises on my arms and legs come from, and why do they only hurt after i discover they're there?!
15. why am i repulsed by normal, even "attractive" guys, but the weird-looking ones always make me wish i were wearing a cape and mask and belting out opera, while holding a daggar to the throat of any possible competition?
16. explain that last question.
17. how would marco polo feel about his name being turned into a game that is, essentially, just an excuse to grope someone in a pool?
18. how much is that dog in the window? more importantly, has he had his shots?
19. why is "bollocks" a bad thing, but "the dog's bollocks" a very, very good thing?
20. oh, yeah?!
21. what ever became of the three mini-ballerinas whose noses i bloodied in dance class when i was a wee one?
22. what is the opposite of tuesday?
23. why do i enjoy to sniff old books?
24. who are you people?!
25. who's dumb idea was it to put braille and an earphone port on the drive-up atm?
26. what part of you says BA-BOOM!?
27. if you were being asked to lick some non-edible thing, what would it be?
28. do smurfs poop blue?
29. where do marshmellows come from?
30. are you the lemon?
31. why does bugs bunny never, ever, take that right turn at alberquerque?
32. can you smell fear, or is it just me?
33. what language do german dogs speak?
34. shall we dance? (ye be warned....)
35. who most desserves a smack on the bum at this moment?
36. do you giggle at the word "bum"?
37. what is more southerly than antarctica?
38. how much wood could a woodchuk chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
39. can you burp on command?
40. why does some champagne sparkle, while others bubble?
41. what is the longest you've gone without peeing?
42. how did vikings get their name?
43. why do mindless, evil automotons such as the jonas brothers, mylie cyrus, and that girl, justin beiber, continue to live while so many great artist are dying? can't they just break a leg, for real, or cever their vocal cords? (on second thought, cevering their vocal cords won't do much good if they're not really up on stage singing...)
44. if you were being stalked by someone you're pretty sure you'd like a lot, what would you do?
45. what perils does your future bring?
46. what perils does my future bring?
47. who invented the sock monkey, and how can i honor them?
48. why are goth-black lips banned, where slut-red lips are encouraged?
49. would you ever allow yourself to be rocked to sleep by a bouncer in a gorilla costume?
50. why am i stopping at fifty?