oh, by the way, job front....

was looking back through previous posts... last my loyal readers knew, i was working as a cook at an unnamed pizza joint -- now, because i don't give a crap, i will name it: PIZZA HUT!!! i no longer care because they laid me off in august.

that's right. friggin. laid... me.... off.... PIZZA HUT!!! it's a conspiracy, i'm sure, but whatever. it's been several months. i'm over it.

STUPID, JERK-WAD SORRY EXCUSE OF "NEW MANAGEMENT" WITH THE FACE OF A BROKEN ASS!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A PEPPERONI, SLIP IN YOUR NON-SLIP SHOES, AND PLANT YOUR FACE ON THE OVEN CONVAYER BELT!!! GRRRRRR!!!!

yup. totally over it.

....

re-establishing contact to the outside world.

i don't think i could begin to explain my sorrow at my extended silence on this blog.... so i don't think i will! instead, i'll just jump right in, as though the period of silence never happened....

so i've decided to compile a list of 50 random things that make me happy on the inside. just cause.

1. old metal
2. sock monkeys
3. zombie humor
4. movies in general (as long as they have an actual plot)
5. mass hysteria over something stupid, as i watch the idiots from the sidelines
6. puppies. don't judge.
7. the post-apocalypse
8. monsters
9. car chases
10. bats
11. water
12. heights
13. the number 13
14. words that sound like other words ("hail", "dam")
15. when people argue in other languages
16. the sound scissors make
17. playing with matches
18. juice and doodles as a combination
19. pizza
20. crazy japanese street fashion
21. twilight-haters
22. when ballerinas and ice-skaters fail miserably in their routine
23. fat babies (as long as they're in someone else's arms, and pay no attention to me... i tend to make babies cry)
24. Marvin the Martian
25. foam shipping peanuts
26.  the smell of napalm in the morning
27. not being in pain
28. live monkeys
29. big boots
30. awkward people who have no idea how cool they are
31. generic-brand cherry pie turnovers
32. when jerk-wads get sunburns
33. tiny, fuzzy creatures with big eyes (anyone who says otherwise is playing too tough)
34. chocolate
35. iguanas eating wedding cake
36. misguided egomaniacs with an internal struggle
37. badass grandmas
38. blue jell-o
39. guys with physical deformities
40. silent films
41. goggles
42. golden-age NickToons from the '90's and early 2000's
43. smart comedy
44. crab meat
45. "butt"
46. the concept of being "princess" of something unusual (pirates, monsters, rust, etc.)
47. hats and socks
48. ghosts
49. whips
50. MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, that's my welcome-back tour!!! what makes you happy on the inside? (you don't have to do 50 of 'em)